God's Caliber 1.0.0

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Are you sick of all those pathetic 9mm's? Do you feel like the 1911 doesn't live up to the reputation that fudds at your local gun show give it? Well, no worries, because with this mod, you can send anything and everything STRAIGHT TO HELL.

To put it simply, this mod makes it so that .45 ACP lasermatch FMJ has a batshit crazy velocity of 900, a damage value of 350, and a penetration of 88.
Now, the reason I made it Lasermatch FMJ is for several reasons, one, I am too stupid to figure out how to add my own cartridge, secondly, it's the least common .45 bullet for AI to spawn with (i think), which means you're less likely to be a victim of this thing, and trust me, you do NOT want to be on the receiving end.



Credit goes to Doup22 for all of the code used in this mod, all I did was add a velocity stat and change some stuff around, it's literally just his meme disc mod but for .45
Blicky Upgrade - Doup22's original mod that this one is based off of.

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  • 实际显示只有88穿透力，lv4护甲以下的电脑人基本上一枪一个，不过我安装了头盔全覆盖mod，他们的护甲十分硬，你的mod缓解了这个状况 :D 大哥，请推出更加多的上帝吧！哈哈哈哈

  • Best mod on the hub

  • Is it compatible with Realism? Because there's no changes made for me.

  • Pen so high I killed Killa from crossroad extract in Custom.

    • Not hard to believe considering 88 is the same penetration that the .50 caliber machineguns at the fort have

      Not to mention that the highest damaging bullet in Tarkov has a damage of 265, and this is a little under 100 more of that.

  • I just wanted to let you know you will have to edit the hyper link for your link to my mod! I removed that one and uploaded a new mod that combines the original meme disk mod :) just an FYI

    • Alright, will do!

  • I own .45acp for home defense, just as the GOD intended.


    Four scavs break into my house. "Что за фигня?" As I grab my hoodie and UMP 45. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first scav, he's dead on the spot. Draw my M1911A1 on the second man, miss him entirely and nail the Jaeger's dog. I have to resort to the automatic grenade launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with 30x29mm grenades, "Oпачки!" the 30x29mm grenades shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnels set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified scav. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.


    Just as Nikita intended.

    Happy 4

  • Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    Here's why:

    Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

    Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

    And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911

    Happy 3

  • God bless

  • Reich soldiers hate this one simple trick!

  • muh two world wars!