Tagilla's Day Off

"After a restless day of causing many low-level PMCs to defecate and micturate themselves when attempting to accomplish the unholy Stirrups quest from Skier, The local madman known as 'Tagilla' strengthen his core to become exceptional in operating his ol' reliable Superfors DB 2020 Dead Blow Hammer, to turn poor PMCs into mincemeat as he relentlessly hunts them across the Factory grounds as he releases his bloodcurdling screams to intimidate even the toughest of 'Giga Chad PMCs.'"

In all seriousness, I thought the gym feature was pretty cool and thought it fits Tagilla well, as the man is built like a tank after all.